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Is someone putting their penis in your mouth while you sleep a dealbreaker in a friendship? Rate Topic: ***** 16 Votes

#1 User is offline   Baphomekt Icon

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:28 PM

Say for whatever reason you're staying over you friend's house. This person has been a close friend for years. But that night, during your sleep, you awake to find him attempting to insert his (flaccid) penis into your mouth (for whatever reason, e.g. as a prank). How would you feel? Would the friendship survive?

View PostTiz, on 06 May 2010 - 08:13 PM, said:

The historico-evolutionary cycle of the Universe is not complicated, Baph.


†ð †hê §†år§ †hðµ lððk’§†, mïñê §åêlêñê,
Ö wðµlÐ †hå† Ì wêrê Hêåvêñ,
Wï†h ê¥ê§ §ð måñ¥ †hµ§ †ð gåzê ðñ †hêê!

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View Postneverlaid, on 08 December 2009 - 07:57 PM, said:

unless i've been trolled for 2 years and am still being trolled, i can confirm that baph is a gigantic faggot


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View PostGlaciation, on 28 April 2010 - 01:38 AM, said:

Evil is the being that smiles to offset the decay that surrounds it. To envelop a smooth flow in a river of chaos, to exalt the peace before you tear it from its most basic principles.
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:29 PM

:rofl:
FUCK THE MERGE. INVISIONFREEDOM.
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:29 PM

This is pretty uncharacteristic of you.
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:32 PM

prolly just suck that shit and swallow the venom
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:35 PM

View PostNoam Saying, on 12 March 2010 - 11:29 PM, said:

:rofl:

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:36 PM

So where is this coming from, Baph?
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View PostQwee, on 20 July 2010 - 01:21 AM, said:

i have a vag
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:37 PM

Just a question. Also, I'm wondering what the male/female difference in reaction would be like.

View PostTiz, on 06 May 2010 - 08:13 PM, said:

The historico-evolutionary cycle of the Universe is not complicated, Baph.


†ð †hê §†år§ †hðµ lððk’§†, mïñê §åêlêñê,
Ö wðµlÐ †hå† Ì wêrê Hêåvêñ,
Wï†h ê¥ê§ §ð måñ¥ †hµ§ †ð gåzê ðñ †hêê!

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View Postneverlaid, on 08 December 2009 - 07:57 PM, said:

unless i've been trolled for 2 years and am still being trolled, i can confirm that baph is a gigantic faggot


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View PostGlaciation, on 28 April 2010 - 01:38 AM, said:

Evil is the being that smiles to offset the decay that surrounds it. To envelop a smooth flow in a river of chaos, to exalt the peace before you tear it from its most basic principles.
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:39 PM

I'd just keep pretending I was asleep.


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View Postgiganticnigger, on 31 August 2010 - 10:17 PM, said:

i'm a fair and just person
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:39 PM

:repo:

View PostFunny Momo, on 04 August 2010 - 01:56 PM, said:

The sea is no place for man.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:39 PM

View PostBaphomekt, on 12 March 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

Just a question. Also, I'm wondering what the male/female difference in reaction would be like.

i think a girl thats willing to sleepover wouldn't really mind
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:41 PM

Half-Way House: After Dark
FUCK THE MERGE. INVISIONFREEDOM.
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:41 PM

so i have this friend...
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:42 PM

yeah it'd be a dealbreaker, whether i secretly thought he was attractive or not.
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View PostQwee, on 20 July 2010 - 01:21 AM, said:

i have a vag
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:42 PM

The very existence of this thread implies Baph woke up with some agoraphobe's penis in his mouth last night.

View PostFunny Momo, on 04 August 2010 - 01:56 PM, said:

The sea is no place for man.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:42 PM

rofl
cute japanese and european teenage girls, wearing wehrmacht uniforms, exploring a japanese school in a spanish town full of french people who make venetian glassware on switzerland's french border.


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